Can I get an AMEN?
Absolute GENIUS I tell you?    
Right Next to the muffler bearings,
muffler lube and the Purple and Yellow SnarfBlat.

http://gizmodo.com/5928934/is-there-anyone-stupid-enough-to-believe-that-this-cable-has-anti+virus-protection

How dumb do sales think people are?   Apparently things are not looking too promising IF this exists... Huh?
LOL

Unhappy Juice,  Ladies and Gentlmen, the IONs have LEFT the BUILDING!!!!  Please excuse them, they're not feeling well.  ;(   see pics below.